A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts
Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3
by freezedriedcvm November 21, 2023

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.
by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021

by Croldfish November 12, 2020

To flip someone off with your middle finger
by Ricky Benny September 18, 2022

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"
(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"
(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)
About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!
by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018
