alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021

Pocket Party Pro

n. A person who has achieved climax by rubbing one out from inside of his pants' pocket. See also, Pocket Party

Step aside, I'm a Pocket Party Pro and I'm here to jerk myself off from inside the pocket of my pants!

by yapguy June 27, 2014

Hip Pocket Listing

Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.

They decided to list their home as a hip pocket listing to attract a more exclusive pool of buyers.

by Real Estate Word Smith June 2, 2015

Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.

Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend

by ïïï March 11, 2019

hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016