milk dud daddy

Afro-American pimp that pays well but also abuses his bitch.

My milk dud daddy pimps me out.

by RufusMcMinister February 15, 2006

Michigan Milk Churner

A sexual act in which a man cums into a woman's anus and urinates and keeps fucking her.

Jake: "Dude, i gave jessica a Michigan Milk Churner last night!"
Jamal:"Sweet Dude! How long did you keep going for?"
Jake:"like 2 Minutes."
Jamal:"Thats Crazy Dude!"

by Conjure04 November 1, 2019

man-milk-muncher

A person who munches man-milk, or in other words, swallows cum. It can be a male or female, but is usually used to define a gay man.

Did you see that guy?? He was totally a man-milk-muncher!

by SOMEBODYOTHERTHANMEMEME August 9, 2009

chocolate milk shake

when a girl gives you a blow job you shit in your hand cum on her face and rub the shit on as well untill u produce a chocolate milk shake

steve: "she was giving me a blow job and shit so i pooed in my had and rubbed it in to her cum riddled face!!!!"
dave: "CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, sweet dude, did she like it?"
steve: "fuck no, but thats the last time she forgets to record 24."
dave: "shit yer!!!!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022

Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Milk and Cereal

The state of having semen in your mouth, followed by a dose of shit.

Whoa bitch, you got some milk and cereal stuffed up if your grill.

by S.P.A.M. October 20, 2003