Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

Texas Sister Twister

Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.

Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.

by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025

West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.

James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.

by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

Texas Pillow

When a guy ejaculates next to a hot streamer, live on stream, he is then called a Texas Pillow.

Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick

Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow

by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025

Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.

The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.

by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023

Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021