Scooby Suck 

When you put peanut butter on your penis, then crush dog treats as a topping and then let the dog lick it off.

“Ya man last night was crazy, I got the best scooby suck ever “

Scooby Suck by Bucfan 03 July 17, 2022

Royally Suck 

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

Royally Suck by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

National Suck Some Penis Day 

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

National Suck Some Penis Day by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

Creeping Suck 

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

Creeping Suck by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

hope suck

When life tries you a curveball.
And you accidentally drop your vape in a swimming pool and then you hope suck it , looking for signs of life.

I shit , I just jumped off the dock with my Vape. Time to to “Hope Suck”!!

hope suck by Stephaniewjy December 15, 2022

Semi-suck 

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.

"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."

Semi-suck by cloverstardust March 30, 2023

national suck a nigga dick 

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick

someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

national suck a nigga dick by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ April 24, 2023