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Crunchy Sock

Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020
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Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.
Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock
by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020
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Sock

Specifically, twinks that are exchanged for sex just as frequently as socks. This can be used for any type of person as well.
It's sad to bring your sock to dinner after use, just get a new one.
by Rabidchimichanga May 13, 2016
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3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia
Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform
by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023
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socks

Programmer activities like coding, linuxing, gay sex. Usually just coding.

Originates from programming socks.

Nouns: socks, socker, sockser
Verbs: to socks, to sock, socksing
Foo: "I'm going to start socksing."
Bar: "socks to be you dumbass"
Foo: "./discord_dox.py --user 'Bar#0000'"
by apocaloptigon January 29, 2024
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give it socks

We dont care what's happened we give it socks, helter skeltor they cant stop us.
I was wrecked after the session last night but I got up early for the match and we got a few drinks in and it was foot to the floor lets give it socks.
by Marcus_Suridius January 27, 2021
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rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.
Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"
by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015
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