Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.

Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.

by Me44longtime October 13, 2023

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fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017

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rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015

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diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin

Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way

by Jesus Lover42069666 July 8, 2020

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sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

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