Goat Snow

When the atmospheric conditions are just right an area of the globe can attain goat snow. Its kinda like raining cats and dogs just replace rain with snow and cats and dogs with goats.

Toivo- "HOLY WAH DER JIMMER ITS SNOWING LIKE A GOAT OUT DER EYY?"
Jimmer-"ya der dats some good goat snow."

Goat Snow by jimmer der ey December 14, 2010

Japanese snow blower 

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.

My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.

Japanese snow blower by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Russian Snow Plow

Term used to denote a woman that has gender issues. She uses a strap on in bed, wishing she had a boinker. Many of these women posses abnormaly strong hips in which they use to thrust.

Look at how she dresses, she's obviously a Russian Snow plow.

Wow! look how muscular her hips are. She's either birthed a minivan or is a Russian Snow Plow

Russian Snow Plow by Jyu rangler March 3, 2009

Faux Snow 

Snow that melts when it reaches the ground and turns into water, as opposed to snow that sticks to the ground and stays in snow form.

Hey is the snow sticking? No, its faux snowing.

Faux Snow by robo523 January 12, 2009

Hobo Snow 

1. snow found in the habitat of a hobo

2. the droppings of a hobo that has been out for so long, it has turned white

Guy #1: "Dude, let's play in that pile of snow over there!"
Guy #2: "Ew. No, that's hobo snow, man."

Girl: "OH MY GOD! COURTNEY, WHAT IS THAT?!"
Courtney: "Chill out, it's hobo snow."

Hobo Snow by Doctor KG February 28, 2011

ninja snow 

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail

The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...

ninja snow by grisslebone April 25, 2011

alabama snow blower 

The act of ejaculating inside of a cherry show cone and then giving it to the first redneck you come across

Homre 1: yo when I gave my girl that snow cone she had no idea i gave it an alabama snow blower

alabama snow blower by PAPA HARRISON June 8, 2016