Straight Pride Month

I am part of the LGBTQIA+ Community so all you straights STOP CRYING AND GET OVER IT YOU ARNT DYING BECAUSE OF YOU SEXUALLY!! In some states in the USA ITS LEAGAL TO KILL LGBTQIA+ MEMBERS SO JUST STFU AND DEAL WITH IT KAREN

Bro Straight Pride Month Doesn’t exist

by QUACKITY S1mp June 5, 2021

Straight to video

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.

John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.

by rycycles August 4, 2008

They were on a "straight date".

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".

Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

by dk2282 January 16, 2008

straight hedge

(n) (1)Gold, money, treasure, and anything that relates to it. (2)a band that has NiCoLe M, RuBy L, KeYsHa, JeSsIcA R, and sumtimes contain JuStInE T,(Gc FrEaK, Sc SqUaReD,PiNkYnAtOr, JuStIney WeEnY, and KrUnChYnAtOr.

Straight Hedge is a very good bnd in process.

by Sc SqUaReD... JoHnLoVr February 22, 2004

The Straight Up Club

Members of the Straight Up Club embrace total partying most weekends. However, they do NOT partake in sexual antics of any kind or manage to pull a member of the opposite or same sex - this is not out of choice or for want of trying.
In short; going out and having a banging weekend, without any banging.

Opposing members join The DodgyClub

Dodgy Mate 'Did u have a good weekend'?
Wannabe Dodgy Mate 'Yeah, kicking, but still not dodgy'
Dodgy mate 'Straight Up'?
Wannabe Dodgy mate 'Yeah, still in the Straight Up Club'

by IttyBittyKitty April 28, 2006

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

I straight said

When your telling a story to somebody and you want them to know what you straight said than you just say that.

Mark- I was talking to this guy and he started talking shit so i straight said BAM right across his face.

Frank- Damn thats crazy you must have fucked him up

by Mr. Happy to cut ya juggala March 9, 2010