socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Pink Sock

When you have so much and hard anal sex that your rectum falls out resembling a pink sock.

Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.

Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches

Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!

by ogpigolet June 2, 2023

kooter sock

Using one's sock to clean vagina "hoe bath when you don't have a wash rag"

"I found a kooter sock in my garbage after she left my house in the morning"

by Keegs88 January 10, 2024

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers

Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party

by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019

Socks

Who the fuck searches socks on this site you dumb fuck.

Katie searched 'socks' on Urbandictionary.com. She is a dumb fuck

by Gertrude Fumbleman October 27, 2014