Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.
I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.
by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021
Get the clunge muffinmug. 
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
by aanonymouss March 2, 2008
Get the muffinmug. You can call someone a muffin meaning:
That they’re an adorable, smol, and cute muffin head. (You’re a muffin by this definition since I know you’re adorable)
NOW STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE A MUFFIN AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ADORABLE-
That they’re an adorable, smol, and cute muffin head. (You’re a muffin by this definition since I know you’re adorable)
NOW STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE A MUFFIN AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ADORABLE-
by Wholesome Cat November 28, 2020
Get the Muffinmug. by blackbelt314 February 18, 2021
Get the muffinmug. Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.
“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”
by NotDalton September 23, 2022
Get the Thug Muffinmug. by hahahahahdajdajdi0adik0awdmwa December 25, 2020
Get the Muffinmug.