Cunt Monster

Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!

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example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.

by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021

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one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 18, 2019

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One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018

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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

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monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.

"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"

by Jonty September 08, 2004

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