leg ban

When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.

Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.

by Orev May 17, 2018

His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.

I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs

by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025

wrestler's leg syndrome

Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body

That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome

by clickeye3 August 9, 2018

Ginger Legs

A Ginger with deformed legs

Hey ginger legs go stumble somewhere else

by KYs72 May 25, 2016

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 13, 2020