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John is a Bum

John is a Bum!!!!!
by totally not pilar November 4, 2020
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john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.
“Hey did you hear abo-“
John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.
by Funnyman January 10, 2021
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John pigeon

A John pigeon is an outback slang for the common extacy pill called don paregon.
Fuck man how many John pigeons did you have last night
by Johnpigeon3 January 19, 2021
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John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair
Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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John Roger

is secure and confident, but not arrogant. That means he treats everyone with respect until they give him a reason not to. He knows that giving respect and agreement are not the same, and the key is to treat people with kindness, humility, and grace.
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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John Tyler

John Tyler was the 10th President of the United States of America. He served from 1841-1845, taking the office of president after William Henry Harrison died as the 9th President.

He was born in Virginia in 1790 to a prominent family. He then became a U.S Representative, the Governor of Virginia, and a U.S. Senator in that order. He then became the 10th Vice President under President William Henry Harrison. However, Harrison died on April 4th, 1841 from pneumonia. Immediately following this Tyler became the 10th President. It should be noted however, that there was much debate about if Tyler was really the bona fide president or the acting president. This was due to some unclear writing regarding the U.S. Cosntitution.
Person 1: We’re studying John Tyler in history class!
Person 2: Really? I heard he was the first President who was never elected to the position!
by BillyBobJoe20 February 17, 2021
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John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure
My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me
by JohnWhy February 26, 2021
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