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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
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The Ghetto Mouth Wash

When a fellow gang member hocks a loogie in your mouth and you use it as mouthwash
Did you see Tyrone get The Ghetto Mouth Wash, I could really go for one right about now.
by Noah-Rogers February 21, 2023
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Ghetto Steff

When steff gets a certain drunk and becomes unapproachable due to loudness/inability to control one self/carelessness/ inappropriate digs and sometimes biting.
She’s gone full ghetto steff
by Peeeeeeej May 31, 2018
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Ghetto white boy

The definion of a ghetto white boy is basically a nigga named george who wears skinny jeans calls girls "shawty" and comes from a poor family adopting black traits,
by krakenn44 May 12, 2024
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galvanized ghetto

He's all that now, but he grew up in the galvanized ghetto.
by Dreamingirl January 10, 2022
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Ghetto Fairy

A group or individuals that both either/or graffiti on trees and/or attach fairy doors or paraphernalia to trees.

Graffiti - usually teens to twenties
Fairy Doors Etc - usually parents of primary school age.
Gee, how disappointing. This Reserve is turning into a "Ghetto Fairy" park!
by Calli the Cockatoo November 2, 2021
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