Fanny tab

A pessary inserted into the vagina.

First seen on the excellent @twisteddoodles Instagram account.

From one of her posts:

Hrt journey update:

Took progesterone for the first time last night, was worried I'd react badly to it so chickened out of taking it orally and fanny tabbed it.

Which is an option

by DDJForever November 2, 2025

Fanny Whisk

A vibrator

Doreen was dismayed to find the batteries had run out in her fanny whisk

by Plattypusman January 8, 2026

Louise's fanny

When you have a sweaty fanny in the car

Omg it was such a long journey home I had a Louise's fanny the whole way there!

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.

Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”

by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021

Fishy Fat fanny freya fartley

A girl from maghull with a fishy fanny who is nose blind

Omg fishy fat fanny freya fartley has so just walked in here. The stink of sardines and tuna has just reeked my nostrils out

by Yorke November 25, 2025

unced in the fanny

When you wack her in the fanny so hard it sends her back to where she came from

I swear to god she's gonna get unced in the fanny

by lil gey June 7, 2018