Self-fucker

The process of fucking your self.

You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.

by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021

Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

Monkey Fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to Black People, and only sexually attracted to those, they usually shove a banana up their mouth like a dildo and then fuck them in the ass, but if it's a female Black person, its rather they shove a banana up their ass and fuck them in the vagina, this can also be used as an insult to people as just calling them retarded and a slut and this word is a derogatory term toward black whores.

1. Patricia: Oh God, it's one of them Monkey Fuckers!
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!

2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far

3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!

4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.

by KillMePleasePenisBallsAutismCo November 18, 2023

FUCKERS

Facebook suckers. People who believe anything they see on FB without bothering to research whether or not it's true.

I saw some fuckers who believed a post that said"cherry chapstick" referred to an engorged clitoris.

by Fucktrump911 February 16, 2020

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

Sharpie Fucker

Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???

Lol sharpie fucker

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021