sxhnxpple..five

the best fan page out there. Loves Noah Schnapp, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Will Byers, Five Hargreeves and Aidan Gallagher

Hater: i hate sxhnxpple..five!
Me: well they’re the best fan page out there so ha!

by Tomridddleswife June 17, 2021

five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

by jetpants April 30, 2020

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

Backwords High-Five

Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.

I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.

by Benihanas April 7, 2007

i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"

John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"

by capsulej2 November 25, 2024

high five and switch

a move involving two couples having sex at the same time and in the same room, ideally. After round one, the men get up to go to the other bed; they meet at the midpoint of these two ladies beds, high five, and shout 'Switch'. then the sex continues for round two with a new partner. repeat as needed.

Ashley: 'after this we should high five and switch!'

Chad: 'I think i tired Ashley out to much for round 2.'

Brad: 'ooOO' '............alright alright I'm ready lets go.'

Chad: high five! (smack)

Brad and Chad: 'SWITCH'

by dirtydiana666 April 30, 2011