Drunk Shawn

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.

You see that dumb fuck over there! That's a Drunk Shawn.

by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 4, 2023

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

disney drunk

When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.

Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.

by Ezra A. July 23, 2016

Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017