Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Polar Cunt

A woman that cheats on a man more than once behind his back.

You slept with Brian James Craig and Neil? You are such a polar cunt!

by Death-RattleRandy February 22, 2020

Boots Cunt

A real dopey dumb cunt normally found on a construction site (wearing boots) gullible and/or clumsy

The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.

Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.

by Single Paul February 14, 2019

Cole's Cunt

This action takes place after you have ejaculated into your partners eyes. As your partner gets up and walks away in disappointment you begin to run at your partner then drop kick him or her in the shoulder blades.

I gave Luci a Cole's Cunt.

by Xenophobe May 6, 2014

mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018

cart cunt

A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.

The cart cunt usually hits this part of the office at 2 pm every day.

by MindFireDX September 20, 2016

Curb Cunt

A disposable bitch. Trash that is not worthy to be in your hand while you search for proper disposal so you throw it to the curb. Less worth than a magnificent cunt or regular cunt, curb cunt is at the bottom

Jordan and Dennis wouldn't shut the fuck up those curb cunts.

by Jimmsters July 12, 2017