Crunkmonkey

a homo duesch bag that acts like a retard

That kid slapped my ass yesterday! What a crunkmonkey!

by allotta fagina #23 November 2, 2009

Crunk

Crunk is a person who is awesome. Pretty much an original gangster. Hard core.

Savana is so crunk. She's basically the definition of crunk.

by Icrunk September 8, 2009

Crunkalishes

Awesome and or crazy

the car is crunkalishes

by Mike ella September 15, 2009

Crunkchies

The feeling of hunger one gets when they are crunk. Much like the munchies, only with some alcohol in the equation.

I was at the party and I knew no other place could satisfy my crunkchies other than Burrito House

by FocciHouse December 1, 2009

Crunkmayer

The state of extreme drunkeness while consuming a hot dog (Oscar Mayer weiner is recommended).

Throw some more hot dogs on the grill! I want to get CRUNKMAYER!

by lilbrazz December 27, 2009

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010