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Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
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Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
by Jackson was here October 7, 2020
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Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.
Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.
by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020
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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 9, 2021
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dean cracked

mate: oh this guy is so cracked out
mate 2: how cracked we talking?
mate: dean cracked
by spittinfax March 3, 2021
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TW//Cracked Pie

this tw was once said by the well known influencer Duke Depp, the story of “TW//Cracked Pie” was that he was doing a dukemoose live while waiting for his pie to bake (it was a frozen box pie, he cant bake) and when he went to get his pie out it was CRACKED.
omg TW//Cracked Pie
by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
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fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.
That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)
by PC Bob. April 3, 2021
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