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Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
by jmason1352 May 15, 2021
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Hot Dogged by a Bird

When a bird takes your hotdog out of your hand.
Yoooo bro you just got hot dogged by a bird!
by anonymous March 22, 2021
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bird mother flutter

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
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really cool bird

really cool bird is very cool he has his own theme song there's nothing else to document about this supposedly cool "bird" except that he slides on something i supposed a rope and make cool fire trail for no absolute reason.

he's very mysterious and can't be documented anymore, In conclusion he is a very very cool bird.
by random idiot that makes stuff February 13, 2022
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Chilling like a bird

To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.
Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.
by Acurate stuff boi June 3, 2018
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gay scuttling bird

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind
That gay scuttling bird scares me.
by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018
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Chief Bird Flu

The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.
by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014
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