Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

by AND YOU! January 14, 2025

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up

It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.

by jjloza June 12, 2022

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

turtle

Cum sex

Wanna fuck like a turtle

by 3rw February 23, 2022