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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.
by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?
by Bella Rose June 13, 2019
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dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
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Dylan

A two hitter quitter. A guy that might accept a MW invite after a lot of forced persuasion, play two games, and then abandon a squad of real ones. A man that will make tracks mid sentence to go watch Genshiken.
Dylan was here, but that was 2 games ago.

Yeah, Dylan is such a two hitter quitter.
by Spiderface007 December 18, 2023
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Did you guys see Dylan over there? He's doing "that" thing again..
by Bootyintruder May 3, 2025
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Dylan Quigley

A great person to have around.
Funny and light hearted.

Always has your back and is very handy.

Beautiful eyes and cute to look at.

Would make any girl smile with his kind words.

Is great in any situation
Girl 1: Is that Dylan Quigley your talking to?

Girl 2: yea he's an angel

Girl 1: I wish I could have him

Girl 2: he's a keeper
by Cupcake sweetie March 7, 2021
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Dylan McCane

Dylan is a boy, who is good at everything and is in love with one special person. and is very tall with good hair. don't mess with Dylan he will beat your ass.
by @ladies.man February 4, 2022
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