Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!

Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!

by ssqwad December 29, 2014

stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

by The fictionary June 24, 2014

doodling your noodle

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

open your purse

Open Your Purse is a phrase that took its relevancy around May 2020 during the Coronavirus pandemic and the rise of civil unrest in the U.S because it put celebrities and blue tick approved "influencers" in check. It emphasizes that their money only matters when it's being donated to actually help others because their sappy "wE nEEd mOre lOvE" and "eVerYonE sTay sAfE" posts were not helping infected, the arrested, protesters nor front line medical workers".

Gerard Way (who wrote the song "Teenagers" in a matter of minutes while on a subway) : I could start by saying I have needed time to think, to explain away the days (4) of silence. I could say there are no words, or that I don’t know how to begin —

Fan 1: Open your purse

Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.

Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE

by VeeVeeVroom June 4, 2020

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.

Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017

Your Boy Blue

A begging for donations, weed money/bad father that is the definition of a jeffalo/juffalo/juaggahoe/juggahomo. A real burden on society and his family and friends. The creepy drunken uncle of the ICP fanbase

Yo what up it’s your boy blue up on here

by Jimandthem April 5, 2019

cross your fingers

Something you do when hoping for a favorable outcome. You want luck on your side.

"Cross your fingers that you picked the right numbers for the lottery."

by SuperBAW August 7, 2014