William

A man with an enormously big penis(15 inches long)

Man I wish i were William

by StucJo February 6, 2018

The Williams Sisters

The only reason black people watch tennis.

if it wasn't for the Williams sisters black people would not have any interest in the honkey sport of tennis

by King_Cat December 31, 2020

William

The pasty pale guy. Who's got spots covering what seems like his whole body. Got a whole ramp for a nose.

Sits like an old lady with her legs crossed. Man's balls must be like raisins.

Thinks he knows everything. Guess what he doesn't he's probably one of the dumbest people you will meet.

If you accidentally make the mistake of becoming friends with this monster, there's no escape, no matter how obvious you are about it. He will be too blind to see you want rid of him.

Ugh great here comes William..

by Rob Mycok June 9, 2022

Doing a William

"Doing a William" is falling asleep on top of the bed naked with your dick in your hand, followed by your roommate entering the room and then takes a photo.

I need my own room so I don't get caught "Doing a William"

by Definitely Not William June 2, 2021

William

The absolute pinnacle of the human form, if this person with the name is near you, you must bow down immediately. As soon as he enters a room a orchestra of trumpets plays his theme. Any William you meet is an absolute Chad, an alpha male, the elitist of the human kind.

Emma: Did you see that guy over there, he's so HOT
Sarah: Ya I know right, he's such a William

by WassabiBot November 23, 2021

William Hill

No one knows who he is but he does make pretty bad wine. You can find him at your local grocery store

This bottle of William Hill tastes like ass!

by Art C. July 14, 2019

Freaky William

what if instead of william it was freaky william, and instead of being a cool fisherman, he was a cool fish for men

bro, you were such a freaky william last night, the guys could not stop looking at you

by freakywilly May 22, 2024