A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 06, 2011
When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 02, 2015
Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.
by Buckeohare January 18, 2025
When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
by Heinous Turtle Maker July 02, 2024
by Jennieaddi December 20, 2021
When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017