by XxBrizzaxX April 22, 2019

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word
by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

by Cheese cut April 26, 2025

by tydasavagewiththecheese November 14, 2017

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!
by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019
