Harry hard-on

Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.

Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!

Don't be a Candace Harding!

by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

Hard Pose

n. a nonchalant pose that acts as a stylish exhibition of one's own piercing or unique personality with such unwavering confidence, which earns them the title of cool.

Dude, did you see the new manga volume? The cover art has the main character doing such a hard pose!

by SlushiePie November 5, 2025

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021