clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama

Léa is trynna clock my tea

by Fiiii May 15, 2024

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy March 09, 2007

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy March 12, 2007

Milky tea

Tea with milk, it’s absolutely delicious, but too much milk added can make you sick. It’s perfect and addicting.

Person one : I’d like to order a milky tea please.
Person 2: oh god, they’re absolutely delicious!
Person 1: ikr??

by February 27, 2022

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 25, 2019

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 03, 2024