Thunder the Snake

When you're giving a dude a hand job and punch his asshole right as he starts to cum.

I swiped right this dude, and after dinner, we went to his house and I gave him a Thunder the Snake.

Thunder the Snake by RoccoRockbottom March 11, 2023

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In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.

“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.

In the snake den by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023

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Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing

Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself

Double Ended Cunt Snake by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023

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Wild dick snake

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.

My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!

Wild dick snake by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023