sexual infrastructure

The overall financial, social, commercial, and (sometimes) medical systems that support your pursuit of, and engagement in sexual activities.

Systems include, but are not limited to: ATM machines (for emergency 2:00 AM cash withdrawals), online hotel reservations, all-inclusive resorts, bottle service, taxis, your friend's place (because let's face it: yours is crappy), and your Mom.
Example framework -
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've insert sex-related activity here.

Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't leverage one or many supporting institutions from the sexual infrastructure in a while.

Concrete Example:
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've had a threesome with your secretary. What gives?

Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't taken a crazy Vegas weekend in over 5 years!
by Canadian Bacon 2011 May 01, 2011
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sudsy sexual

A woman that prefers getting fucked by the jets in the whirlpool tub than by her man.
She is a straight up sudsy sexual. She never puts out for her man anymore but takes a bath every night.
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amongus sexual

the act of feeling strong sexual feelings for an among us character
Person 1: "H...hey.. can i t...tell you s...something..?"
Person 2: "Sure, whats up?"
Person 1: "I... I think i...im amongus sexual.... >////<"
Person 2: "What the hell."
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woo sexual

person 1: what did you just say?
person 2: im woo sexual baby woo back baby woo backkk
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Stupid sexual

When you are in love with a stupid person
Guy-hey want to maybe go on a date?
Me-no iam stupid sexual

Guy-what does that mean?
Me-iam attracted to stupid people
by Lilli.mal January 20, 2021
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Gore sexual

When someone is sexually attracted/turned on by gore.
person A: Hey! Did you hear that person C was gore sexual?

Person B: Uhm, that's not real right?

Person A: No it is. It has a pride flag.

Person B: wtf
by SparkyIsStupid February 16, 2023
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