by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014
Get the salad 30mug. (Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
Get the Salad Guymug. by youprobshateme May 8, 2018
Get the Saladmug. When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.
by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024
Get the Wedge Saladmug. When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.
by BKees May 11, 2015
Get the Caesar Tossed Saladmug. by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024
Get the Picasso Saladmug. Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.
"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
by Winstar December 6, 2017
Get the Patricia Saladmug.