Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 06, 2019
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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pickle sock

Dude: lets fuck
Girl:you got a pickle sock
Dude:shiiiii
by Peepee extedus January 30, 2019
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liams cum sock

A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day
You are as disgusting as liams cum sock
by Leviathan22 February 01, 2024
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Sock beamers

Tits hang down almost to navel,nipples point straight down. aka sock beamers
by darkstar1 November 07, 2011
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Pink Sock

When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.
Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?

Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.
by Alanthecreator March 14, 2024
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