Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.

Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023

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Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

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Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.

Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.

by Field Armorer July 28, 2023

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Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.

After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!

by anonymous July 29, 2023

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lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.

“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”

by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023

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