Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018

Potato Petiti

It's like comparing two things, and acting like they are the same even though they are not.

Alteration of "Potato, Potato (pronounced differently)"

Bro: Are you skibidi rizz or catholic?
Bro 2: Potato Petiti

by Catman311 November 26, 2024

Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018

little potato clam

a girl you secretly like

"there she goes my little potato clam"

by that guy E July 19, 2015

Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions

'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022

potato

A poorly made MUGEN fighter typically characterized by its low damage output, poor AI, and inability to use its moves (or if they use them, they tend to use the wrong ones). In the rare event it does use a super move, it is either just as weak as their regular attacks or does absurdly high damage without any explanation. May also be poorly animated, use badly ripped sprites, and/or have ugly colors.

Viewer: These potatoes are boring. They're just weakly punching each other and jumping around like idiots.
Poorly Made Vegeta #123456789: FINAL FLASH
Viewer: HOW DID THAT TAKE 75% OF HIS HEALTH? HE WAS BLOCKING!

by someoneelsedoingthings December 22, 2013