sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

A Peter Murray

When a person, typically from California, does “A Peter Murray” they do various horrendous acts including, telling dad jokes (as not a dad), singing dad jokes (still not a dad), and, normally, isn’t a dad.

The word originates from the Latin word petal las del murrat, which means to be hungry, but some English man mistranslated and misspelled the word to make this word

Bro that guy acts like my dad, he’s such a Peter Murray

by Ladle petal jiggle April 30, 2024

River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.

We went rafting and we all got river peter

by littleroger February 3, 2025

Calcium Peter

Calcium peters is when a person with the name of ”Peter”. ”Peters” start to drink lots of milk increasing their overall calcium levels

OR

When a person called with any name EXCEPT ”Peter” or ”Peters” is activly acting like a femboy but denying it

Person 1: ”Have you seen max lately?”
Person 2: ”No I heard that their becoming a Calcium Peters”

by Latte :3 January 28, 2026

the peter parker

the act of male masturbation while hanging from a rope tied to a large anal butt plug

dude last night i tried to do the peter parker and my ass is still sore, its a great workout though

by the shadow that speaks February 22, 2026

Playful Peter

A Playful Peter is a Coach who likes to mess around and have fun with his players. This originated from an Indiana High School Baseball team.

Luke: Coach Manno is such a Playful Peter!
Coach: Go run poles Luke

by CrazyMan1947 March 2, 2026