Piper

A respectable being, thicc asab, but she high key a hoe.

Damn that guy is more than a hoe than piper
DAMMMNNNNNNN

by SPEEDSKRRRTER November 8, 2019

Piper

A ugly but strong girl who has a lot of guy friends but loves to hang with her girls, she most likely plays lacrosse and definitely plays basketball and is a legend at it, not only can she take a punch but she can also throw one!! She always stands up for herself and friends, if you mess with any of her friends she’ll mess you up and put you back in your place, she never lets anyone point in her face and tell her she’s not good enough (and usually her main ones names are Brianna and Nathan)

Kim:Who’s your best friend
Brianna: piper

Kim: damn your lucky

by Piperrr the great February 28, 2020

Piper

very pretty girl, who has always got to have lots of friends. Their also real ignorant so u wouldn't wanna hook up with one of them. They only care abt their best friends, nearly all her friends are her best friends. and if your not her best friend she finna drop chu soon. And shes usually a hoe along with her hoey friends. if she b friends with a non hoe well she gonna drop it, she only like hoes.

"dude is that her!? Shes gotta be a Piper"

by ryanalexandah April 15, 2020

Piper

Piper is a very bitchy girl and blames everyone for her problems

Omg shes such a piper
Ikr

by Rainaisabitch September 30, 2020

straight piper

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.

"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"

by Benji Barker March 8, 2008

alaskan pipeline

when a large pipe is inserted in the alaskan anus

i saw an alaskan pipeline on my holiday

by MrMcGangbang May 7, 2015

Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 25, 2006