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mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.
Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
by Baru May 10, 2008
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Mexican Ball-Water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”
by xtiju April 24, 2021
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Mexican Lock Pick

Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.

More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."

Person 2: "What's that?"

Person 1: "A hammer."
by RacistAsshole October 3, 2010
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Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!
"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".
by dodzdaga May 8, 2014
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Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
by pole dinner July 5, 2011
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Mexican Ho-Down

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
by criminalbmx January 20, 2008
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self-loathing mexican

A Mexican who dislikes himself (for being Mexican) other Mexicans and their ways. Will often make fun of and ridicule other Mexicans.
Mexican: Mexicans suck, man. White power.

Friend: Jose, you are one self-loathing Mexican!
by beansandbrie June 13, 2008
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