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March 28

If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.

Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*

5 MINUTES LATER

Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022
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march 28

National send this to the hottest person you know day <3
someone: guess what day it is:
cute person replies: march 28???
someone: sends photo of this urbandictianary
hot ass bitch replies: aw thats cute <3
by Wvipex March 28, 2022
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March 29

March 29, national get fucked up drunk day. whatever day of the week it is, you and your friends have to get really fucking drunk.
Hey! we need to drink tonight.
- Why?
It's March 29, it's the national "get drunk day"
by Bamsee24 March 28, 2022
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March 29

Freshman Skip Day
All freshman skip the day an relax. You deserve it. High school is tuff so March 29 is a off day for you and your friends
Jake: Man I’m tried of school 🥲🥲
Molly: Well good thing tomorrow is March 29 it’s freshman skip day. 😁
by yourstrulytoday March 28, 2022
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March 30th

Smack your girlfriend ass when you see her on the march 30th
by hagag March 29, 2022
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March 30

P1: bro tomorrow is March 30th u better wear a cup.
P2: nah bro all offense tomorrow
by Ijustpooped March 29, 2022
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March 11

Ayo my friend annabeth has her birthday on March 11 let's make it her worst
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