monstercook

Big ass cook

Look at the size of his cook, thats why they call him monstercook

by miner123 October 24, 2018

mongtardary

Mongtardary to act as a mongtard unwittingly or unknowingly. An act of unmeasurable stupidity of a person who is of low IQ.

They demonstrated a level of mongtardary never experienced before.

by Garage Slanger October 25, 2018

Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

monster erection

A huge boner.

Damn Nishan has a monster erection.

by TheChinita November 15, 2018

monster

A creature that is terrifying or The Rock in the movie Doom.

There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Monster

Someone who pours their milk in the bowl before their cereal.

"Why would you do that?! You're a monster!"

by Ciel1820 April 29, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019