Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Electric Light Orchestra

Some hairy Brummies playing around with various instruments.

My favourite band is Electric Light Orchestra!

by WaysideWorks October 22, 2018

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

glare from the lights

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.

by Wombletwat May 18, 2017

light lore

When not alot of stuff happens when you're explaining lore
And only a few exciting things happen

This game has a light lore, it's not really exciting

by 47! June 1, 2023

Light tap

Light tap, the definisjon of light tap is cap, light tap means to knock down a person

"could i just give you a little light tap?"

by MizakiAC November 29, 2021

Biden light

Otherwise known as the low fuel light that comes on when you are running out of gas. Basically time for someone to get raked over the coal in fuel costs since it is falsely assumed Biden is the sole reason gas prices went up

I got to spend money. Its oil change time and the Biden light is on. That light is fucking expensive.

by Uruckertunion March 2, 2022