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Kevin

A real white man but also black can’t pull any bitches he stays stuck on a mid looking woman who has HIV. When you see him you’ll know that he is the definition of getting no bitches.
by goofy goober hater February 19, 2022
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kevin

unemployed #1 “bro my parents said i have to get a j*b”
unemployed #2 “vro ts so kevin 🥀”
by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025
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kevin

Person 1: “yo bruh wanna play crazy cattle 3d” Person 2: “ikiab crazy cattle 3d pmo its so kevin 🪫”
by numberoneyaoigooner April 22, 2025
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Kevin

A Kevin is the male equivalent to a Karen, but a million times worse. A Kevin is someone who is narcissistic ass hole who is highly unorganized and couldn’t poor piss out of a boot if the directions were on the sole. A Kevin is incapable of being great or good at anything positive, so to make himself feel better he lashes out and attacks people to cut them down and make them feel bad about themselves. A Kevin is the worst type of person you could be.
Wow, that guy has no soul or morals and it was so horrible watching the way he treated that poor kid.

Yea…. He’s such a Kevin. Doing anything to get ahead.
by Yogowypi September 1, 2021
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Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you
Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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KEVIN

A gay fat retard miget that no one will ever love and is not funny and boring and will make anyone want to kill their self.
I hate Kevin bro
by This gay guy November 20, 2023
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Kevin Liu

Extremely talented Chinese kid on running who acts like a baboon and dresses like a homeless. Kevin Lius are usually not attractive but simps those one kind of girl and believe their fishy stink can attract them. His entire life is Roblox and Valorant, and he never ever touches grass except walking a corgi.
Bro, stop being a Kevin Liu and go gym for once!
Kevin Liu's aim was worse than my grandma's Wi-Fi.
by fufufu_1234555 January 15, 2025
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