stall jack

When you need to actually take a dump, and someone jacks your stall to pee or poo.

That guy just stall jacked me. I needed to take the biggest dump ever!

by kebinahhh July 20, 2010

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Faggle Jack

an extreme fag that likes to juggle testicles with their tongue.

That guy is such a faggle jack

by 202962 February 22, 2010

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jack in the slat

to totally bone your girlfriend. And then as you pull out you totally blow your load onto her privates slat. so you jack on her slat. i asked her to let me do that nut she said "There's no way."

Swedish Guy- "Hey, could i like jack in the slat?"

Girl friend.-"There is no way..."

by i3D_Envy August 21, 2009

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Jack Bauer

A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter

Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!

by pimpinainteasy September 15, 2003

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jack fart

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

by Macgman August 30, 2006

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It is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. However, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. If you see him in the wilds of Newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.

OMG if you run any slower you will look like Jack bevan

by Fastest man alive May 26, 2010

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