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Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity
Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet
by anonymous April 12, 2023
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Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Ben Jacobs

A crazy awesome person who is uber cool and created the word omega10!!!!!!!! He is sexy and has a huge dick. Doesnt waste himself on ugly chicks. Stares at girls and doesnt deny it. Also very crazy and awesome. Has amazing Bro flow!!!!
"Did you finaly do the tripple back off tommys roof"
"Ya brah i Ben Jacobs It yesterday"
by Johnny777777777 January 11, 2012
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Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart
girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!
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Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo
Jacob big dick
by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021
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Lailah and jacob

the hottest couple in town and are 4lifers and the best people
damn there’s lailah and jacob
by bestiebaddie October 31, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.
“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”
by Urbanised dictionarier November 22, 2021
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