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im going to blow up the white house 

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit
Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

Mr. House 

if u have ever attended cabot public schools, chances are you have been blinded by the shiny bald head of mr house. its like staring at the top of a babys oily head. this is the literal worst principal since mrs sandage. he walks around school all day doing dick diddly. he stands in the cafeteria before school and yells at people for standing up... LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES? if you have been graced by god to not know this man, i envy you.
1: Have you seen Mr. House's shiny head?
2: It's hard to miss. By the way, what the fuck does he even do?
1: I don't know. Maybe he's a janitor.
Mr. House by isucktoes<3 January 20, 2023

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house 

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.
There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house
"Mike was trying to get into that club, but he got hosed."
hosed by Eliot February 17, 2004

House Cat 

House Cat is a very emotional animal. She usually listens to bipolar music. House Cats are terrible people sometimes, and then they act all high another minute later. House Cat is a good person but doesnt realize it. I love house cat. House Cat is a ninga, and she has AIDs. She is a pretty cool person. House Cats love fire. One might even call her a bit of a pyro. She needs mental help, but dont we all? I love this chick, she's my bestfriend. House Cats are annoying sometimes though. She wont do anything to hurt somebody, only emotionaly. House Cats are very kind people, and theyre awesometasticc. Even though they have terrible taste in guys. Speccifically guys named Justyn. Nobody likes Justyn. He's a terrible person and House Cat is wayyyyy too good for him!
Person1-'Dude who's that chick over there hanging out with that dick, Justyn?'

Person-'Yo, thats a House Cat!'

Person1-'Man she's hot! But that guys Justyn is a loser!'
House Cat by xxchiaratxx April 27, 2010
The most desired thing by people who attend raves.
"I can give you sex, I can give you drugs and what I certaintly can give you is House!...Sex and drugs and House!"
house by Tommy May 21, 2004