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The cable guy

When you're fuckin your girl doggy style and you shove the remote up her ass, punching her in the back making her clamp her butt hole on the remote.. Resulting in the channel changing on the tv. Repeat until desired channel is met. First preformed by Mayo and Mary Mc-All-Star.
Mayo: "I cable guyed my bitch last night.. took me 50 punches to get to ESPN!"

Friend: "Damn we'll have to rename you Mayo the cable guy!"
by Mary127 May 10, 2010
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Guy Ding

When talking to someone you can use this word to adress them. Derived from a chinese dish, ex: chicken guy or almond guy ding. Guy ding, also has the same meaning as: yo, guy, dude, man, etc.
Guy ding, I'm so hungry. Guy ding, come here!
by François Boulay July 24, 2008
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dis guy

n.
1. A villain with crazy hair
2. The villian from Showtime
2. The villian from The Transporter
3. The villian from The Returner
"Frank, diiis guy is the one who put the bomb in your trunk!"

Ceasar Vargas says, "You are the TV cops!!!"
by Rooster Cogburn April 28, 2005
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B5 Guy

A socially awkward fan of the Babylon 5 franchise. Particularly the ones who use the series to escape their lack of grounding in the real world.
B5 Guy failed animation class again, because he spent all his time downloading models of Babylon 5.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
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box guy

A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.
Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.

Box Guy: No way, think bigger.

Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.

Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010
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Walmart Guy

A funnier way to say creeper or a weirdo.
Comes from the creepy people that great you at walmart.
Dude look at that guy just walmart guying.

Dude see that guy with all the piercings and the hair? What a walmart guy!
by Pat Johnsonisaballer December 29, 2010
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lazy guy

A Guy line tied to a spinnaker sail that is not used on any tack is considered Lazy
Because the lazy Guy was dragging in the water so we needed to take up the slack
by Jack Maranto September 9, 2006
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