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Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

Good Morning and God Bless 

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."

good morning & god bless 

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

good tuna 

A metaphor to describe the quality or enjoyment of sexual activities with female, almost always but not necessarily involving the vagina.

Alternatively can be used to explain the pleasure of a meal.

*note: tuna can be changed to pork if describing sexual contact with a male.
Example 1:

Friend: Did you pull last night?
You: Yeah man!
Friend: How was it?
You: Let's just say it was good tuna

Example 2:
*During intercourse with a female*
Internally to self: Oh yeah, that's good tuna.

Good morning and God bless 

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

Good morning god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila