pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

flying fuck

When you join the Mile High Club.

I used to say I didn't give a flying fuck, but then I took a vacation to the UK with my girl and on the way there, I decided to change that.

by q359 July 25, 2023

fly in a milkbowl

One darky in a big group of whitees.

My friend tyrone looked like a fly in a milkbowl at that church.

by Nanahara February 9, 2017

Fly Kick

Something wolfy playz would like to do to your grandma if you piss him off.

"That won't save your sweet little grandma when I fast-fall, 360, 420, Double-Y Fly Kick her off a bridge on her fucking nose"

-Wolfy Playz

by Ultimate G A Y February 10, 2022

Fly nigga

A nigga that be ballin so hard, he’d rather catch flights then feelings

Pers 1: Demm, Koby bryant is such a fly nigga

Pers 2: unfortiunatly his last flight ended his whole carreer

by Cloudass August 20, 2022

Flying to Cancun

Flying to Cancun is what you do if you're the zodiac killer and trying to get out of doing your one job.

"Did you hear that the hurricane just hit? Where is the Governor?"
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."

by nobody/hercules February 18, 2021