At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE

BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!

An Idiot "I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE! BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!"

Hym "This ☝️ is what she is doing here. Other people need to stop pretending it's not that."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.

Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

(If you don't credit and pay me)

Is the silent part they aren't saying out loud.

Hym "Kill everybody (If you don't credit and pay me) is the WHOLE thing and I really didn't think you would be this resistant to crediting or paying me. Or I guess you could have paid the wrong person but, like, the second it started going off and the wrong person found out THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN that they were stealing it so what did they say? 'Not my problem?' I mean, the people in my community knew who I was immediately when I posted the Etymology of my name. So... I mean, you could have got a warrant for the email address the was INITIALLY ASSOCIATED with this pseudonym. And I still use but to ever check my email. You have to consider that THAT is also compromised. If I had known it was going off I would have said something sooner. So... You know... Oops."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023

Feet don't fail me now

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.

Charles: I want to dance, please feet don't fail me now

by pedriluvr November 20, 2023